what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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