- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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