- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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