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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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