- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

whats black? the colour

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

PENIS that is all

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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