- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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