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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to the twins? 9/11

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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