- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

womens rights

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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