- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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