What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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i love to lick...

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A bar walks into a man

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hola said the chinese man

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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