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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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