- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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