- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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