- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Tilt your screen back

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!