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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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