How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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the cow goes moo

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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