telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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