Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A lot eh?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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