How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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