What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Black people stink of shite!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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sadf

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Anti Joke

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