What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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