- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

13 =B you just learned something

Want to hear a joke? Obama

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

i'm hard

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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