- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Sex

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

how do you win a game try your best

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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