Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Your mom went to college

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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