- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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