- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

XD Jackass.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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