- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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