- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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