- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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