- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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