Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Anti Joke

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