What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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