- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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