- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Pianos.

What happened to my sunglasses?

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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