- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Tilt your screen back

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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