"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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human centipede

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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9/11 my birthday

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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