Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

I'm homeless.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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