- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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