- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Ben Corbishley

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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