- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what to call someone thats gay zak

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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