- Anti Joke

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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