Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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