How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why was the man sad His got raped

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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