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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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