- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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