Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Vaginal secretions

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Pickle

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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