Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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