- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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