My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Guest what? Dog

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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