- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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