A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

school homewrok

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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