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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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