- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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