- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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