- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Mogok Papiti.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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