- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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