Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

quantum physics?

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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