whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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