Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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