- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

like most people my age. im 27

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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