Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Dead girls can't say no.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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