did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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that wall over there ->

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Anti Joke

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