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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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