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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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