- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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