- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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