An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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