- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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