how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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