How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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