- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

This is an anti-joke.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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