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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

There's my tractor.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.